sad love quotes 2011

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? ~Paul Merton



Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. ~Author Unknown



If this can be termed the century of the common man, then soccer, of all sports, is surely his game.... In a world haunted by the hydrogen and napalm bomb, the football field is a place where sanity and hope are still left unmolested. ~Stanley Rous, 1952



In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is all the more reason to do so. It's hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that's precisely what happens when we hug each other. ~Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997



Your soul is all that you possess. Take it in hand and make something of it! ~Martin H. Fischer



Losers make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep. ~Denis Waitley



I skip for that all-over body tickle. ~John Olesen



To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. ~Reba McEntire



Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. ~Albert Szent-Gyorgyi



For lack of an occasional expression of love, a relationship strong at the seams can wear thin in the middle. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work. ~Author Unknown



Perhaps time's definition of coal is the diamond. ~Kahlil Gibran



O Lord, help me not to despise or oppose what I do not understand. ~William Penn



It seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out. ~George Dennison Prentice, Prenticeana, 1860



The tragedy of education is played in two scenes - incompetent pupils facing competent teachers and incompetent teachers facing competent pupils. ~Martin H. Fischer



Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. ~Edward R. Murrow



You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. ~Harvey Diamond



I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown