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High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us? ~Annita Manning



My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. ~Rita Rudner



With ordinary talent and extraordinary perseverance, all things are attainable. ~Thomas Foxwell Buxton



Who depends on another man's table often dines late. ~John Ray



None of us got where we are solely by pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps. We got here because somebody - a parent, a teacher, an Ivy League crony or a few nuns - bent down and helped us pick up our boots. ~Thurgood Marshall



October's poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter. ~Nova Bair



No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers. ~Author Unknown



Mirth is like a flash of lightning, that breaks through a gloom of clouds, and glitters for a moment; cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity. ~Joseph Addison



Society is always engaged in a vast conspiracy to preserve itself - at the expense of the new demands of each new generation. ~John Haynes Holmes



When I grow up I want to be a little boy. ~Joseph Heller, Something Happened, 1974



Do not commit the error, common among the young, of assuming that if you cannot save the whole of mankind you have failed. ~Jan de Hartog, The Lamb's War



It's not what you wear - it's how you take it off. ~Author Unknown



It is with flowers, as with moral qualities: the bright-coloured are sometimes poisonous; but, I believe, never the sweet-smelling. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence. ~Author Unknown



Be neither a conformist or a rebel, for they are really the same thing. Find your own path, and stay on it. ~Paul Vixie



There is no expert on what happiness is but many on what it might have been. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide. ~Author Unknown



Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It's an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles. ~Paul A. Samuelson



There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way." ~C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters, 1943



Christian fundamentalism: the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life. ~Andrew Lias