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The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold. ~Aristotle
Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies. ~Author Unknown
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~Mignon McLaughlin
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. ~Terri Guillemets
God hides things by putting them all around us. ~Author Unknown
A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable. ~Thomas Jefferson
Fact is, some women don't have large breasts, and they're people too. Maybe they'd like the freedom to show us their bottoms instead of their breasts. Maybe they'd enjoy a more flexible arse-friendly beach that says: "Hey, so long as you've got cleavage, who cares which way it's facing?" ~Coupling, "Jane and the Truth Snake," original airdate 1 October 2001, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Jeff
We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it. ~William Faulkner
No place is boring, if you've had a good night's sleep and have a pocket full of unexposed film. ~Robert Adams, Darkroom & Creative Camera Techniques, May 1995
The act of bellringing is symbolic of all proselytizing religions. It implies the pointless interference with the quiet of other people. ~Ezra Pound
Every morning I spend fifteen minutes filling my mind full of God; and so there's no room left for worry thoughts. ~Howard Chandler Christy
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves. ~John Wayne
Most cats do not approach humans recklessly. The possibility of concealed weapons, clods or sticks, tend to make them reserved. Homeless cats in particular - with some justification, unfortunately - consider humans their natural enemies. Much ceremony must be observed, and a number of diplomatic feelers put out, before establishing a state of truce. ~Lloyd Alexander
The American mass media have achieved what American political might could not: World domination. ~Akbar S. Ahmed
Reason is our soul's left hand, Faith her right. ~John Donne
Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence denied to their citizens. ~Edgar A. Suter
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. ~Fran Lebowitz
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. ~Sally Field
Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather. ~John Ruskin
You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~Chef, "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride," original airdate 3 September 1997, written by Trey Parker & Matt Stone