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Science, in the very act of solving problems, creates more of them. ~Abraham Flexner, Universities, 1930



English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. ~Author Unknown



God enters by a private door into each individual. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose. ~Sandy Lyle



People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. ~Author Unknown



Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. ~Mae West



The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone. ~Robert Fulghum



The promises of yesterday are the taxes of today. ~William Lyon MacKenzie



To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable. ~Barry M. Goldwater and Jack Casserly, Goldwater



For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together. ~Author Unknown



Judges are but men, and are swayed like other men by vehement prejudices. This is corruption in reality, give it whatever other name you please. ~David Dudley Field



I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. ~Author Unknown



Firemen never die, they just burn forever in the hearts of the people whose lives they saved. ~Susan Diane Murphree



Next to excellence is the appreciation of it. ~William Makepeace



Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret. ~Benjamin Disraeli, Coningsby



Abortion... was probably regarded by the average Roman of the later days of Paganism much as Englishmen in the last century regarded convivial excesses, as certainly wrong, but so venial as scarcely to deserve censure. ~W.E.H. Lecky



I think there's just one kind of folks. Folks. ~Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird, Chapter 23, spoken by the character Scout



Our destiny hides among our free choices, disguised as the free-est of all. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com