life quotes and sayings tattoos

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra



Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. ~Jean Kerr



The nose is for breathing, the mouth is for eating. ~Proverb



I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning. ~Andy Warhol



A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow



I think science has enjoyed an extraordinary success because it has such a limited and narrow realm in which to focus its efforts. Namely, the physical universe. ~Ken Jenkins



Hardly a name in profane history is more august than his. Hardly another character in the world's record has made so little of its opportunities. His discovery was a blunder; his blunder was a new world; the New World is his monument! ~Justin Winsor



So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much retrospect, that the path of each man's genius contracts itself to a very few hours. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate. ~Socrates



My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. ~Bette Midler



A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. ~Irina Dunn, 1970, commonly misattributed to Gloria Steinem who had quoted Dunn



Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed by them. ~Henry David Thoreau



Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. ~Jason Love



History is a mixture of error and violence. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. ~Jean de La Fontaine



Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. ~John Barrymore



Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. ~Warfield Theobald Longcope



Most people, upon reaching the top, look down and enjoy the view. The smart money is on looking up and finding new mountains to climb. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. ~George D. Prentice



Don't miss all the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for that pot of gold. ~Author Unknown