funny quotes and pictures about life
Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. ~Author Unknown
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
God is a circle whose centre is everywhere and circumference nowhere. ~Timaeus of Locris
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ~Dave Barry
You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself, and for the firefighter it is fire. ~Larry Brown
I think the best pictures are often on the edges of any situation, I don't find photographing the situation nearly as interesting as photographing the edges. ~William Albert Allard, "The Photographic Essay"
Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening! ~Author Unknown
I roamed the countryside searching for answers to things I did not understand. ~Leonardo da Vinci
A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather. ~Judith Merkle Riley
Envy is ignorance. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
A mind devoid of prepossessions is likely to be devoid of all mental furniture. And the historian who thinks that he can clean his mind as he would a slate with a wet sponge, is ignorant of the simplest facts of mental life. ~Allen Johnson, The Historian and Historical Evidence
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best
Baseball is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls the ball. ~Ken Harrelson, Sports Illustrated, 6 September 1976
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. ~Henry Ward Beecher
The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple. ~Amos Bronson Alcott
A harmless hilarity and a buoyant cheerfulness are not infrequent concomitants of genius; and we are never more deceived than when we mistake gravity for greatness, solemnity for science, and pomposity for erudition. ~Charles Caleb Colton A healthy body is the guest-chamber of the soul; a sick, its prison. ~Francis Bacon
If he is comic, it is only because of the incongruity of so demure a look and so wild a heart. ~Alan Devoe
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. ~Frank Lloyd Wright
The answer to old age is to keep one's mind busy and to go on with one's life as if it were interminable. I always admired Chekhov for building a new house when he was dying of tuberculosis. ~Leon Edel
Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~Author Unknown