amor est vitae essentia

Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches. ~Terri Guillemets



He who gives when he is asked has waited too long. ~Sunshine Magazine



Horses - if God made anything more beautiful, he kept it for himself. ~Author Unknown



I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News



You are a human being. You have rights inherent in that reality. You have dignity and worth that exists prior to law. ~Lyn Beth Neylon



There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein. ~Walter Wellesley "Red" Smith



Historians have powerful imaginations, which are essential and dangerous. ~Robert Stinson



Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~Steve Bluestone



Fire is the most tolerable third party. ~Henry David Thoreau



There are more doctors in a single North Shore medical building than in one entire West Side ghetto. ~Jack Starr



If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? ~Stanislaw J. Lec



I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying. ~Charles C. Finn



Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday. ~John Wayne



Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. ~Mark Twain



You know you're from Arizona when you drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a shady place - even in the dead of winter. ~Local Saying



God hides things by putting them all around us. ~Author Unknown



There never was a merry world since the fairies left off dancing, and the Parson left conjuring. ~John Selden, "Parson," Table Talk, 1689



Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. ~W.T. Purkiser Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. ~W.T. Purkiser



Every man has a right to be poor. ~Richard Jefferies