heartbroken quotes for boys

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play. ~Lee Trevino



If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. ~Sam Levenson



I am a little deaf, a little blind, a little impotent, and on top of this are two or three abominable infirmities, but nothing destroys my hope. ~Voltaire



I think that we should be men first, and subjects afterward. It is not so desirable to cultivate a respect for the law, so much as for the right. ~Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849



Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try! ~Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!



Patriotic societies seem to think that the way to educate school children in a democracy is to stage bigger and better flag-saluting. ~S.I. Hayakawa



It is amazing how much you can accomplish when it doesn't matter who gets the credit. ~Author Unknown



The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. ~Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985



Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. ~James Baldwin



I take a vitamin every day. It's called a steak. ~Leo Benvenuti and Steve Rudnick, Kicking & Screaming, 2005, spoken by the character Buck Weston



New York is to the nation what the white church spire is to the village - the visible symbol of aspiration and faith, the white plume saying the way is up! ~E.B. White



Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer. ~Author Unknown



The moment she had laid the child to the breast both became perfectly calm. ~Isak Dinesen



Common-sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge



Decoration Day is the most beautiful of our national holidays.... The grim cannon have turned into palm branches, and the shell and shrapnel into peach blossoms. ~Thomas Bailey Aldrich



Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves. ~Eric Sevareid



When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it will be discovered that programmers cannot speak English. ~Author Unknown



We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking, only to learn that it is God who is shaking them. ~Charles C. West



Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen



I prefer a bike to a horse. The brakes are more easily checked. ~Lambert Jeffries