happy birthday greetings quotes

I have... had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic scrolls. As I unfurl the first scroll, a subscription card to some Gnostic exercise magazine flutters out. ~Colin McEnroe



You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone. ~J.M. Barrie, What Every Woman Knows



Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



The pioneers of a warless world are the youth who refuse military service. ~Albert Einstein



If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. ~Vincent Van Gogh



The number of substitutes for fine and clean thinking the world provides positively gnaws at one's vitals. ~Harold J. Laski



Promise is most given when the least is said. ~George Chapman



Modesty: The art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are. ~Source Unknown



Just because you're not sick doesn't mean you're healthy. ~Author Unknown



An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered. ~G.K. Chesterton, "On Running After One's Hat," All Things Considered, 1908



We're all accidental soldiers in the army of life. ~Terri Guillemets



Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave. ~Dita Von Teese (@DitaVonTeese), May 7, 2009 on Twitter



Everything in moderation, including moderation. ~Author Unknown



Nursing care comes in many forms. Sometimes it is the ability to make someone feel physically comfortable by various means. Other times it is the ability to improve the body's ability to achieve or maintain health. But often it is an uncanny yet well honed knack to see beyond the obvious and address, in some way, the deeper needs of the human soul. ~Donna Wilk Cardillo, A Daybook for Beginning Nurses



There are 70 million books in American libraries, but the one I want to read is always out. ~Tom Masson



Perhaps all pleasure is only relief. ~William Burroughs



You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. ~Walt Schmidt



In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. ~Lenny Bruce



Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. ~Twyla Tharp



If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. ~Betty Reese