funny quotes about stupid people

Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. ~Author Unknown



The door to safety swings on the hinges of common sense. ~Author Unknown



Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns. ~Author Unknown



Faith is spiritualized imagination. ~Henry Ward Beecher



In this, the late afternoon of my life, I wonder: am I casting a longer shadow or is my shadow casting a shorter me? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Grief is itself a medicine. ~William Cowper, Charity



We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ. ~John Fiske



Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~Unknown



Grandparents are similar to a piece of string - handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their grandchildren. ~Author Unknown



I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. ~Author Unknown



Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ~Jules Renard



When the wine goes in, strange things come out. ~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799



It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. ~Henry Ward Beecher



It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen... fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. ~Denis Norden (actually, it's a quote about cricket)



I know some sisters who only see each other on Mother's Day and some who will never speak again. But most are like my sister and me... linked by volatile love, best friends who make other best friends ever so slightly less best. ~Patricia Volk



Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it. ~Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness



Time is making fools of us again. ~J.K. Rowling



A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts. ~Colette



Rice is born in water and must die in wine. ~Italian Proverb



Really I don't dislike to cook, but what you cook is eaten so quickly. When you sew, you have something that will last to show for your efforts. ~Elizabeth Travis Johnson