drake quotes and sayings

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have a paradise in a few years. ~Bertrand Russell



Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~Unknown



Illusion is the first of all pleasures. ~Voltaire



If you mess up, 'fess up. ~Author Unknown



Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. ~English saying used on poesy rings



I'm like King Midas in reverse, here. Everything I touch turns to shit. ~Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess, The Sopranos, "Isabella," original airdate 28 March 1999, spoken by the character Tony Soprano



Lisa: "Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?"



A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile. ~Author Unknown



Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer. ~Author Unknown



At the beginning of a love affair, not even the neurotic is neurotic. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



That theory is worthless. It isn't even wrong! ~Wolfgang Pauli



Thrift is not an affair of the pocket, but an affair of character. ~S.W. Straus



Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself. ~Andrew Carnegie



The United States has a system of taxation by confession. ~Hugo Black



How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book. ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden



I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string. ~Scott Adams



There is always some specific moment when we become aware that our youth is gone; but, years after, we know it was much later. ~Mignon McLaughlin



War. The dark time of valour, loss and hope where a man is controlled by his gun; where a gun is controlled by his hatred. Completely uncontrollable. ~Daniel Ha



Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. ~Oliver Herford